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# Drink it up, holmes


Hello the board!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
# For some reason
this makes me think of my ex-wife.
(Mykeru ...Wut?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# me too
she was very fishy
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# she's my wife now
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Yummmmmm
This makes want to go buy a Bass-O-Matic®

edit: www.hulu.com/watch/19046/bassomatic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# That can only be streamed inside the United States

God, I hate these national internets with a passion
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I agree
It makes me feel like I am behind ze iron curtain when I cannot view content from another country.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# shame theres no way of keeping the actual americans in their
own country not just their web content
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# That's fucking disgusting.
I only drink smoked salmon juice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I want my hotdog flavoured icecream
>_<
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# In 1984,
the Dutch inventor Mediocre travelled to Alaska in an attempt to disprove the existence of Salmon.

"I always thought that there could not exist such an effeminate looking fish. I mean, the thing is Salmon Pink for christs sake!"

When he got there, he had sex with Sarah Palin and was subsequently instrumental in her rise to power, through exploitation of his shady network of anthropomorphised woodland creatures.

He is a dangerous man.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# In my defense, she took me out to a lovely dinner
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Walrus for starter,
and Grizzly Bear for main?

Also, I hope you are collecting these stories for your biography!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# As a matter of fact, I am

biography slander report to the police
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Having seen the Dutch police
in Harry Enfield, I am not scared ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Knowing some of them, and even living with one, me neither ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# In 1881, Uzbek television personality Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! crossed the Canal in a woman's shoe in only seven hours and fifteen minutes

The feat was all the more impressive, as he had to invent both the Canal, women's shoes and Uzbekistan for this occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Fucking true man!
That was a crazy bank holiday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# :D Fuck yeah, you're awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Heyyy Sam
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# 'sup Medi

*smokes*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Where the hell have you been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# @NOONS TEH SUSH!!!
You alright fella?

I've had a wee promotion so I've had to knuckle down, bit of a bugger but the money's well worth it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Sup
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# hello the entertainer
I dunno if I'd buy your product it really looks omega ammount.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# *punches in the face*
STOP DRINKING AND GO TO BED!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Do not want!
S'good, though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Isn't that just soup?
or salmon sperm?

'ningles teh board too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Have you ever tried keeping some bits of smoked salmon fresh in a plastic bag in your refrigerator?

The stuff that's on the bottom of the bag after one night is salmon juice. Drink with kapers.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Mmmm
reminds me of semi-skilled milt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)