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# Haha
Bacon and a sausage in a frying pan. Sausage says 'Damn, it sure is hot in here.' Bacon says 'Holy shit a talking sausage!'
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
Bad jokes are the best jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# do you know how to say bacon in spanish?
*puts on mexican accent*

"BACON"
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# This one needs to be said aloud really...
Man goes in a bar.
Mangoes, in a bar!?! What're they doing there??
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
#
How does an Elephant ask for a cream bun?

*raises arm in comedy elephant trunk fashion*

"Can I have a cream bun please?"
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# what's brown and sticky?
a stick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
# a turd
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
# what's green and pear shaped?
a pear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
# A badger dressed as a pear
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
# damn those sneaky badgers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# best eat more fibre pal
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Sticks can be tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
# french sticks, sticks of rock and sticky buns
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# All of them and sticks off a tree
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# you are an otter, not a beaver
you shouldn't be eating tree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I did once, well more then once :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# i've fallen out of a few trees
but i've never eaten one.
does broccoli count as a tree?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Broccoli is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
# i know
savoy cabbage or marrowfat peas are much better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)