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# This happened today.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
# There's a 'me' in mental
And there's a 'u' in lunatic.
And you can make a "me" and a "u" from bumsex.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Am it fluffy tiem?
i.pbase.com/u10/bobfori/upload/41406917.SameBunnies.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Haha
Bacon and a sausage in a frying pan. Sausage says "Damn, it sure is hot in here." Bacon says "Holy shit a talking sausage!"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
Bad jokes are the best jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# do you know how to say bacon in spanish?
*puts on mexican accent*

"BACON"
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# This one needs to be said aloud really...
Man goes in a bar.
Mangoes, in a bar!?! What're they doing there??
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
#
How does an Elephant ask for a cream bun?

*raises arm in comedy elephant trunk fashion*

"Can I have a cream bun please?"
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# what's brown and sticky?
a stick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
# a turd
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
# what's green and pear shaped?
a pear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
# A badger dressed as a pear
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
# damn those sneaky badgers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# best eat more fibre pal
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Sticks can be tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
# french sticks, sticks of rock and sticky buns
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# All of them and sticks off a tree
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# you are an otter, not a beaver
you shouldn't be eating tree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I did once, well more then once :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# i've fallen out of a few trees
but i've never eaten one.
does broccoli count as a tree?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Broccoli is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
# i know
savoy cabbage or marrowfat peas are much better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
# why did the farmer cross the road?
because his dick was stuck in the chicken
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
#
farmer pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
#
pervert farmer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
#
farmer chickenfucker
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
#
chickenfucker Fog horn leg horn
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
#
uck üh
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
#
pervert other chicken
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
#
other chicken Barry Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# OH FUCK HAHAHAHA
:D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# DIE YOU DICK!
love it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# FALL YOU FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# That is the job of a best man, it is fact
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I miss grey kid.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Me too :(*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)