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# When last night's bandwaggon and tonight's challenge collide...
There will be carnage on a worldwide scale.

Like that time you fed a partridge three lit firecrackers and a can of petrol.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
# the bastard was in my pear tree
he was asking for it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Whenever I look below your posts
I imagine that the duck is saying your name and signature. It's a shame it isn't animated, with the beak flapping and the eye rolling around manically
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
# DUck? DUCK?


Duck?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
# HIT IT WITH A BOTTLE
I'm drinking port.
You can't have the bottle.
Why don't we spell it cwak?


EDIT

:( :( :( YOU HAVE BEEN FROWNED UPON
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
# I dunno man, I think it's frowned upon to do that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)
# People say any port in a storm
But personally I think sherry is more fitting for tremulant seas.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)
# I beg to differ
That phrase clearly means 'turn left wildly if it's raining'. You get bonus points for tremulous, however, although I think a rogue insect snook onto the end of your sentence. Tremulant certainly sounds more exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)