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# iAmsorry

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
# When last night's bandwaggon and tonight's challenge collide...
There will be carnage on a worldwide scale.

Like that time you fed a partridge three lit firecrackers and a can of petrol.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
# the bastard was in my pear tree
he was asking for it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Whenever I look below your posts
I imagine that the duck is saying your name and signature. It's a shame it isn't animated, with the beak flapping and the eye rolling around manically
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
# DUck? DUCK?


Duck?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
# HIT IT WITH A BOTTLE
I'm drinking port.
You can't have the bottle.
Why don't we spell it cwak?


EDIT

:( :( :( YOU HAVE BEEN FROWNED UPON
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
# I dunno man, I think it's frowned upon to do that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)
# People say any port in a storm
But personally I think sherry is more fitting for tremulant seas.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)
# I beg to differ
That phrase clearly means 'turn left wildly if it's raining'. You get bonus points for tremulous, however, although I think a rogue insect snook onto the end of your sentence. Tremulant certainly sounds more exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Dude, you just sent thewhole fucking world back in time!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
# that'll teach the whole fucking world!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)
# whoever is holding that phone,
needs to go to a farm for a couple years and do some real work.

Ladies!!,, Never date a man who has hands softer than yours.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I'm sure someone will appreciate his girlymanhands
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I know whose hand that is
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)
# :D
hee-hee-hee.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
# FAME!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:31, archived)
# arf
wait, northernwifeb3ta is around?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 7:04, archived)
# thats me i changed my name
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# gutted that I'm not on the list :(
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Yes, date men who when they touch you it feels like you are being manipulated by industrial machinery!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)
# yes, the delicate touch of a 150,000 tonne boat grabbing bastarding claw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
# "Oh Mel you should see the way he roughly takes me and stacks me amongst shipping containers! Oh my!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
# From "Love Amongst The Shipping Containers",
by Cicilly Quimrash, Mills And Boon, 1997, if I'm not mistaken.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)
# iJust spit green pea soup all over my babysitter !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
# "green pea soup"
"green manpeafat soup" uhuhu

huhuh

huhuh

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)
# That's it right there . . . that's my babysitter !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Mmmm,
she's a real head turner.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Nothing like some good swivel head !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Haha,
couldn't agree more.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
# What kind of a choice is that?
I think most of us'd benefit from both at the same time, frankly.

Or at the very least, either option'd be the same bloody thing.

(Ach, scheisse, I'd better retreat behind the Vatican firewall before ich mein alibi kaput machen!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Der Sternemachen mit den alibi ist kaput mit klemplatte
klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
# So?
Nobody's real on the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
# I know I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
# I'm not really HA HA HA HA !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)
# You are a waffle iron
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Ninja
#########
#########________
#########________
#########
#########
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Nothing found.
Nothing found.
Nothing found.
Nothing found.
Nothing found.


Aaah, it is an aching poetry that floods my heart with the relentless absurdity of life and /board. And ninja stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)
# no, I'm sorry to tell you, but you are.
I've got forms and everything.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
# What kind of forms?
Man Beast and Wind?
Or PX34A?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Forms, from the Department of Redundancy Department
Filled out in triplicate
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Triplicate is an interesting language
Triplicate is an interesting language
Triplicate is an interesting language
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)
# You are the backwards Descartes of /board
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
# I tried thinking once too
made a right mess
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)
# You're straight in at #2 on Google hits for 'klemplatte', though !
Here's #1: www.patent-de.com/20070329/EP1752984.html

(Clamping plate, we now discover)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Odd
#1 . . . also b3ta.com/search/board?q=%231:
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)
# So:
The Breville / toaster destroys attempts to make reputations using lies.

Yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)
# *hears angelic singing at the mention of breville*
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but wait! there's more

Order now and get this free collection of KTEL Tapes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Just wait 'til someone tells you about toaster bags.
No need for a proper cooker ever again!

shop.toastabags.com/epages/es109145.sf/en_GB/?ObjectPath=/Shops/es109145_shop/Categories/toastabags


(every out-of-the-way little search makes me more determined to become a mumsnet troll...)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Fuck me they're awesome
For easy toasted cheeseandtuna sandwiches when stoned
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)