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# Der Sternemachen mit den alibi ist kaput mit klemplatte
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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
# So?
Nobody's real on the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
# I know I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
# I'm not really HA HA HA HA !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)
# You are a waffle iron
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Ninja
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(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Nothing found.
Nothing found.
Nothing found.
Nothing found.
Nothing found.


Aaah, it is an aching poetry that floods my heart with the relentless absurdity of life and /board. And ninja stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)
# no, I'm sorry to tell you, but you are.
I've got forms and everything.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
# What kind of forms?
Man Beast and Wind?
Or PX34A?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Forms, from the Department of Redundancy Department
Filled out in triplicate
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Triplicate is an interesting language
Triplicate is an interesting language
Triplicate is an interesting language
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)
# You are the backwards Descartes of /board
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
# I tried thinking once too
made a right mess
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)
# You're straight in at #2 on Google hits for 'klemplatte', though !
Here's #1: www.patent-de.com/20070329/EP1752984.html

(Clamping plate, we now discover)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Odd
#1 . . . also b3ta.com/search/board?q=%231:
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)
# So:
The Breville / toaster destroys attempts to make reputations using lies.

Yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)
# *hears angelic singing at the mention of breville*
And, it comes with great recipies! for all your leftover chicken, fish, brie and other likely leftover ingredients.

but wait! there's more

Order now and get this free collection of KTEL Tapes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Just wait 'til someone tells you about toaster bags.
No need for a proper cooker ever again!

shop.toastabags.com/epages/es109145.sf/en_GB/?ObjectPath=/Shops/es109145_shop/Categories/toastabags


(every out-of-the-way little search makes me more determined to become a mumsnet troll...)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Fuck me they're awesome
For easy toasted cheeseandtuna sandwiches when stoned
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)