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# But it itches.
*scratches*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# SO FAR TODAY: EVERYTIME I EAT/TALK/MOUTH
My jaw clicks. It's getting exceptionally tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# SOLUTION: DO NOT MOUTH.
Did you sleep on it funny or something? My neck's been stiff for a couple days from sleeping funny.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# are you sure someone didn't burn it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Try eating a whole melon. It may help.
Like a small melon, of course, not a really huge one. That would be ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I thought you were being ridiculous there, but it turns out you weren't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Smash it repeatedly against a brick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)