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# Makes sense to me.
Which word is too hard for you? There will be sums next!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# E = mc^SCIENCE
Given that E= Einstein, m=moose and c=speed of sound, solve for SCIENCE
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# SCIENCE
is the square root of the Sound Einstein makes when he's riding a Moose.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# SCIENCE=(ln(E)-ln(m))/ln(c)
I hope...
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Correct.
But you didn't show your working so nul points!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# pffft. I just finished marking 1259 first year maths exams
that was a single line rearrangement in my head. Full marks.

I'm not some bloody chemist that has write down the log laws to solve them :P
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Medieval maths exams!?
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hahah no, diff calc. that was the number of scripts.
I got to mark 1 question 1259 times *twitch*
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# c actually equals the speed of cheese.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# do they converge?
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# SHUT UP
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# may all your sums be convergent.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I understand the words, just not your arrangement of them
Where does the 'grass' come into it, why would that be reflecting in my kitchen knives? - especially since I live on the 3rd floor.

Madness, I tell you - madness!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I think he means, you know
"grass"
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hmmm, yes - I'm sort of getting that now.
*ponders*
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# *pats on head*
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# i think he means drugs
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Ah, I have no knowledge of such things, officer.
*hides stash*
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# highly illegal in britain. worse than rape.
one of the maaaaaaaany reasons why britain is shite.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# you dope.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ;-)
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)