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# Old man's cock
edit: Actually, it looks more like Thatcher's mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# 0_0
YOU'VE SEEN THATCHER'S MIMSY!? YOU FOUL BEAST!

*sicks a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Every night
While she lies in her hospital bed, I sneak in under the cover of darkness into her room while she sleeps, lift the bedsheets and the front of her nightie and gently tease apart her dry, scaly mimsy lips with the tip of my nose, to get to the bovrilesque aroma of her dead womb therein.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# cannot unread :(
(gtfomh, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Sounds good to me :D
You must join our kingdom of Ribald
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# *sits down and starts singing about gold*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# i say we offer him the title
Lord Dixon of Lower Scrote
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# stop it
you're getting me all hot and bothered
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I'm trying to image a scenario
in which this would be read out to you in a court of law, something like, "Mr. Bawls, did you or did you not, on June 25th 2009, publicly state the following..."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# *office chortle*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Indulge me for a moment, Mr. Bawls...
please face the jury and clarify the meaning of the word "mimsy" in this context.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Seen it?
He's been in it up to his elbow!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# did he get his watch back?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# No
but he did find 17p in loose change and a fluffy mint imperial.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I think it was fluff
I suspect it was hair from a previous abortion, however
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# they always end up fluffy
and the fluff is always grey, navy blue or pink.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Hers sealed up in 1943
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# that's why the miners went on strike
she wanted them to use their pickaxes to force open her crusty gash
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Lord now are you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)