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[challenge entry] Cocky Bastard?

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(JakeyD, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Hob Knob Gobbler . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I make a tenuous pea? I'm reet proud of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# *attention*
*appreciation*
*praise*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Ooooh, that's better
it's a bit blocky though, where it's been compressed
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Thanks
It's been compressed a few times now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# blur out the bad spots...
...then shrink the image some.... (looks good).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Feeding time . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Her milk is poison
It's full of fags and ketamine
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Priceless !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Old man's cock
edit: Actually, it looks more like Thatcher's mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# 0_0
YOU'VE SEEN THATCHER'S MIMSY!? YOU FOUL BEAST!

*sicks a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Every night
While she lies in her hospital bed, I sneak in under the cover of darkness into her room while she sleeps, lift the bedsheets and the front of her nightie and gently tease apart her dry, scaly mimsy lips with the tip of my nose, to get to the bovrilesque aroma of her dead womb therein.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# cannot unread :(
(gtfomh, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Sounds good to me :D
You must join our kingdom of Ribald
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# *sits down and starts singing about gold*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# i say we offer him the title
Lord Dixon of Lower Scrote
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# stop it
you're getting me all hot and bothered
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I'm trying to image a scenario
in which this would be read out to you in a court of law, something like, "Mr. Bawls, did you or did you not, on June 25th 2009, publicly state the following..."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# *office chortle*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Indulge me for a moment, Mr. Bawls...
please face the jury and clarify the meaning of the word "mimsy" in this context.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Seen it?
He's been in it up to his elbow!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# did he get his watch back?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# No
but he did find 17p in loose change and a fluffy mint imperial.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I think it was fluff
I suspect it was hair from a previous abortion, however
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# they always end up fluffy
and the fluff is always grey, navy blue or pink.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Hers sealed up in 1943
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# that's why the miners went on strike
she wanted them to use their pickaxes to force open her crusty gash
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Lord now are you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# well...
...he's still a turkey!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Wonderful!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# why have I seen blackthorndesign.co.uk tagged images before?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# There's more of us than me
Kinda like Jesus, his Paw and that Ghost
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Well, I'm frightened.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Can I be one of you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Sure things
See you in the office tomorrow morning? 9.30?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# 'kay.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# ... did you make this, Jason?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# yes, but no, but yes!
... it was true love between a lonely peacock and a drunk Turkey!
Who is the lord of the manor?
(JakeyD, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# That'll be me. Many people will claim that I am not, however I am the best-loved and most respected member of this website.
Ask my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# He's right you know
in saying that many people will claim that he is not.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)