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# Two birds sitting on a perch
one goes to the other:
'Can you smell fish?'
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:22, archived)
# why does a washing machine
sound like it's laughing?

Because it's taking the piss out of your knickers.

(your knickers mind, not mine)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:29, archived)
# What ET short for?
'Cos he's only got little legs.

(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:36, archived)
# My dog's got no


Nose
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:20, archived)
# how does it smell?
like daniella westbrook.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:29, archived)
# with a small
robotic implant..I have unnatural thoughts about Daniella's nose Hmmmmmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:47, archived)