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# That's ace!
You haven't sneakily edited it, have you?

Mmmmm...steak. I've got lamb chops for later.
I've also just got a full-time teaching gig for September. At a school ten minutes from my house.
That is both good and bad, obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# congratulation on the job
They will soon find out where you live and then pelt your house with eggs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# ha!
that actually happened to a mate of mine - it was one particularly nutty asboid. It was sorted out with a few words in the right ears, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# No no, not guilty!
I have leftover soup for later, it's a 'must eat quickly' night. Teaching huh? What and whom teachest thou?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# English, in a comp
to local Bratfud kids, plus some Afghan refugees and a few Eastern Europeans. Fun, fun fun!!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
# So EFL then?
And curse, would have known that if I'd bothered to read your profile. Japan huh? *jealous*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I suppose they'll be a bit of that, but
it's just straight English teaching - lit and lang, GCSE, A Level, Of Mice and Men, Wilfred Owen, all that good stuff.

No trips to Japan, this time... :(
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Gah, Eng Lit?
*makes sign of the cross* Back, Satan!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I want an essay on Chapter 5
of To Kill a Mockingbird by Tuesday, don't forget!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# As long as it's not:
'Explain Why Banquo is the Most Important Character in Macbeth', because that would just get you slapped in the face with a mouldy kipper. Which I would then make you eat.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# *Looks like the innocent flower,
But is the serpent under it*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# *brain tunes out*
Wha?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time...

pay attention!

*throws chalk*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I hope you teach it in a fun way
When I was at school, it kind of killed reading for me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# All of my lessons
are super happy funtiems...

Rule one: no-one reads aloud in front of the class if they don't want to.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# good man :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)