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(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# HAPPY CAKE
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Aw fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# mmmm...
that's super.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Aesthetically this is immensely pleasing...
But it has left me slightly confused... is it a very happy chefs hat, a bewilderingly complex cupcake, or an unusually tasty magic mushroom?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Ooooh... just found this old poster from the war...
its a bit peculiar but doesn't deserve its own thread.


I think it should be revived and used to scare people.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# haha "You're never alone when YOU'VE GOT HITLER"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Everyone should own a new
Semi-Invisible Hitler

"You're never alone when YOU'VE GOT HITLER"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# "Scared of a lonesome car trip?"
"HAVE NO FEAR!"
"YOUR SAVIOR'S HERE!"
"INFLATABLE PASSENGER HITLER"
"NOW AVAILABLE IN SMOKING MODEL"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# that is rather odd.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Absolutely awful
Eny fule kno Hitler rides in the back. Standing up.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# A classic!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# lmao.
No nonsense. I like it!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Hahahaha yes!
Someone living near me has this in their window, I crack up every time I walk past it!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
# my company is trying to be all green about cars
and would love this poster
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# what it is is cute smiling stuff
with HORRIFIC evil undertones :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# It is a tube of toothpaste that has been overfilled and stood on its lid
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# My absolute favourite kind of calorie :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# The estimable Mrs. T!
How are you this afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# 'Lo sirrah
I am all of the wonderful for I have had steak *nyom*

Your good self?

(incidentally, note disambiguation: seems I'm not the only one easily confused.....)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
# That's ace!
You haven't sneakily edited it, have you?

Mmmmm...steak. I've got lamb chops for later.
I've also just got a full-time teaching gig for September. At a school ten minutes from my house.
That is both good and bad, obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# congratulation on the job
They will soon find out where you live and then pelt your house with eggs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# ha!
that actually happened to a mate of mine - it was one particularly nutty asboid. It was sorted out with a few words in the right ears, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# No no, not guilty!
I have leftover soup for later, it's a 'must eat quickly' night. Teaching huh? What and whom teachest thou?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# English, in a comp
to local Bratfud kids, plus some Afghan refugees and a few Eastern Europeans. Fun, fun fun!!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
# So EFL then?
And curse, would have known that if I'd bothered to read your profile. Japan huh? *jealous*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I suppose they'll be a bit of that, but
it's just straight English teaching - lit and lang, GCSE, A Level, Of Mice and Men, Wilfred Owen, all that good stuff.

No trips to Japan, this time... :(
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Gah, Eng Lit?
*makes sign of the cross* Back, Satan!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I want an essay on Chapter 5
of To Kill a Mockingbird by Tuesday, don't forget!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# As long as it's not:
'Explain Why Banquo is the Most Important Character in Macbeth', because that would just get you slapped in the face with a mouldy kipper. Which I would then make you eat.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# *Looks like the innocent flower,
But is the serpent under it*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# *brain tunes out*
Wha?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time...

pay attention!

*throws chalk*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I hope you teach it in a fun way
When I was at school, it kind of killed reading for me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# All of my lessons
are super happy funtiems...

Rule one: no-one reads aloud in front of the class if they don't want to.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# good man :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Sir enceladus, are you going for the myth or moon?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# a bit of both...
with spicy undernotes! How's you, fella?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I am so so, just glad the week is over, it has been completely shit
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Good, good.
It's the weekend, innit? :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Yes it is the weekend :D
I wont be doing much as I am worn out from work
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Moonmyth!
You know, Snork Maiden et al....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# mooooomins!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Bastard Moomins
they give me the creeps
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
# SO glad I'm not the only one....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Oh god no, they have always creeped me out
I would happily burn them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
# The only sensible course of action
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# They would burn well, due to their high fat content
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Absolutely.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# That is lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# this is filled with glee!
and ASPARTAME :D

it makes me happy, so have a *cleek*

also, in response to http://www.b3ta.com/board/9574766 by gravytrain.

Have some orchestra hit filled shite

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# SHIT
I forgot the cowbell!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# how DARE you forget cowbells
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I was overcome by the orchestra hit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha!
the production was so slick back then!

I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# honestly man, WTF was with those orchestra hit's
just what were they trying to prove

:D


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I am looking forward to the Jive Bunny revival
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# yes
there hasn't been an unfathomably overly played fucking disaster of a shit epic in a while has there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# you don't listen to the radio do you
Every day is like Jive Bunny day on the radio
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I only listen to radio 4
and contend with middle class issues, like farming stories about quaint Scottish island communities which provide lobsters.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I have to be in the right mood to listen to radio 4 or driving
I only listen to radio 1, as it is the only one that doesn't annoy me the most
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# oh don't get me wrong
radio 4 fills me with rage

and not middle class rage

more of a traditional working class "WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK DID THAT PAMPERED FUCKING CLUELESS TWATBASKET JUST FUCKING SAY? THEY FROM ANOTHER FUCKING PLANET OR WHAT"

then I shoot the radio.

so yeah, angst.

what's all that about :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I think if I had to listen to tinpot local radio all day, I would go postal
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I've taken to just streaming old skool computer music
it reduces my urge to kill
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I just listen to the 8 bit dub version on the monkey island theme, that tends to help
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# My word, that was something!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Lovely cake tiems :D
Have a smashing weekend all! I'm off to my Essex homeland..
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# hellobye!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
# hybai!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
# hb
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] inspired!
but not much...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# you have happified me for the weekend
hoorah
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
# you made me hungry...
...for blueberry muffins.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
# this brings joy right here
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)