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# that place is shite
the rooms are small, tacky and haven't been decorated for about 50 years
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# They can't decorate them
due to the tackiness, which is 1920s jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
# 1920's jazz-playing jizz
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# oh yes and topped of with some 1950s mother fucking
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# last time i stayed there
it was about £150 for a double room for one night and the breakfast was crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# real crap?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Nothing but the best

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# It makes me think of the new Dell ad
Where they do multicoloured turds on a conveyor belt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
# where can I buy some?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# eat play-doh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
# real crap would probably have been tastier
we were mildly hungover, so we ended up going to a cheap cafe for a fry-up instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Was it worse then a McDonlands breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# yes. yes it was.
tiny pots of sour marmalade, cold toast and piss-weak tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# McD's bacon is just cardboard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)