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# They don't believe in hell.
Yes, 144,000 go to heaven, but after that's full up everyone else righteous gets to live on a future Paradise Earth after the judgment. And it's the first 144,000, so it's full already by their reckoning.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# So I guess the question is:
so all you can offer me is a second-class seat?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# not really,
heaven sounds like a lot of hard work if you ask me, they're going to be the ones who are going to have to run the place.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Yea but probably everyone who goes to heaven can do magic
like making mops and buckets come to life, as prophesised by Walt Disney in The Book Of Fantasia.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# they also become completely sexless beings
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)