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# Kunt
What, in your opinion, is the best way to remove an ocelot from someone's ascending colon?

A totally hypothetical query, you understand, but one which I could do with a reply for rather urgently, as the bastard thing is starting to scratch like mad, and I need to have a shit quite desperately.
(DarkLite swallowed my entire undercarriage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Did you try to titilate the ocelot?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)