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# i'm 34
i'm still going to watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I'm 36
and I like logs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
# all kids love log
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Like you say; you have excuses.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
# yes i have :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)
# i liked it :)
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Im 21, and Im unemployed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
# but you're an unemployed meng
surely that counts for something
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Maybe....
I'll probably be MEng MRes in a year
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# unemployed can be fun
more time to watch cash in the attic, eat marmite on toast, drink tea and play mariokart
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
# No, it's not
I want to work.

Im bored.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
# I fucking concurr.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Im fed up of having nothing to do, and no money to do anything
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)
# you get used to it
or blow your dole money on drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Im not a drain on society yet
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# i don't particularly want to be
went to the doctor's yesterday, got told i won't be getting signed off the sick in the foreseeable future :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I just want a fucking job!
I dont care if it's cleaning up shit. Just something for the summer! :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# i want to be a forensic toxicologist
not much chance of that, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I'll do a masters and then probably a PhD, then the real world!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
# i'll sit here, scratching my arse
and then go blind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Oh fuck I should totally do that.
What's best to ride out a recession Heroin or Cocaine?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
# heroin
the buzz lasts longer, or so i'm told
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Ah, but which is cheaper?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Wanking
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)
# stealing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
# AMPHETAMINES
take it all in at once and then crash in a nervous heap!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Sounds like a plan.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# not a good idea
gave me a nervous twitch and i STILL didn't lose weight!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I'm 20 and I'm an alcololic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# i'd like to be an alcoholic
but i just can't commit to a relationship with booze
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I'm 38 and for the first time tonight
had a few pints with my dad, and all the subsequent drunken honesty, which was simply great; plus my little half-brother kept up with us, aged eleven; bless their Canadian innocence when it came to walking to the tube in Camden Town with comments such as 'those bars are next to each other'

Awwww

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
# my folks both work in my local
my dad is hysterical when he's pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)
# He told me tonight my grandmother; his mum
has an MBE, for stuff she did in the admiralty during the war, which I never knew, of which she is still very secretive about, even to family; which he expressed his frustration about, given she is apparently loosing her marbles. Be nice to learn her tale before she pops it; some aspect of it apparently involved white rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# 0_0
secretive!
i found out last year that my great uncle was captain of the titanic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Whar
that's slightly heavy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# indeed
our family has enough skeletons in the closet without me being related to someone responsible for over 1000 deaths
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)
# A Night to Remember
is the screenplay for me concerning that event; I weep uncontrollably whenever I see it,

but the final point the film makes is the disaster made all make sure about people and life boats; IE: have enough
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)