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# heheh!
Two people misunderstanding each other's senses of humourses, I s'pose.

Personally, I expect garlands of flowers deposited round my neck just for getting up in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)
# FLOWERS? oh.....
I better tell them to stop with.. oh

never mind.

they got excited
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Don't get me wrong.
They can keep those coming.

They just don't realise that I can be a bit grouchy in the morning, and that being woken by 20 loads of Oompa-Loompa spunk
jetting powerfully into my eye sockets at 5am isn't ALWAYS the way I'd personally choose to start the working day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
# in japan, this is a delicacy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Arigato gozaimasu, watashi-no-tomo.
I've been ungrateful.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
# SCHMERG MERM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Good.
Now post something like arf or haha under my sodding picture. I've got to listen to an 'Impending Redundancy' playlist for an hour before going to sleep, and it's already half-sodding-two in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)
# arf
or haha under my sodding picture.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Erm, are you a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Nope, just a bloke who did two terms of Japanese in a weekly adult education evening class about 10 years ago.
Forgive the unsophistication. I've even forgotten my hiragana these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:43, archived)
# I thought "watashi" was feminine and "atashi"
was masculine...now I come to think of it, it's the other way around, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Forget about it
The internets contain no girls.
It does however offer pictures of them.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)