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# Blobfish?
'Before eating them, Redsushi Whoop! Whoop! wears his meals on his head for exactly four hours and eleven seconds.
It's a habit he adopted during his stays with some of the underdeveloped local tribes in Denmark.
Redsushi: 'I find that wearing my meals on my head flattens my head a bit, so the chances of anything falling out of the sky and staying on my head during meal times are increased by 6.1% (6.3% on colder days). So far, I haven't caught anything on my head yet, but that doesn't mean I'm not crossing my fingers for duck pasties, burritos and/or small aircraft!''

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)
# it looks like the mr. man
that never gets invited to parties.
i can't put my food on my head without having to change my name to soupy george
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Mr Meanour.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
# mister fugly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
# the blob fish looks good in that pic
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Ha.
Cheers mate, I had just had my hair done that morning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)
# which one?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Nope. Purely singular.
As in the only one I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
# you'd be devistated if you caught it in your comb.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)
# it does make an interesting chapeau
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)
# what the fuck is this, Dave the Facts?
get to fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:38, archived)