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# My dad asked me how old I was the other day
the cheeky git
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Pick an age that makes him into a 8 year old father
See how long it takes him to work it out
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# We were both quite pissed
I think I still had enough to wit to mutter something about the Falklands war which visibly momentarily threw him
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# That's not too bad
My old man used to keep calling me by the wrong name (as well an not knowing my age or birthday)!

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Not to bad?
You would think not having to ponder which fucking decade is reasonable for your old man
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
# The prize goes to the local council though.
They have decided that they want to do some work on the pavement outside. I've just stuck my head out the window to see what the noise was and they've completely sealed off my front door on the busiest check out morning of the week!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# hahaha good job :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Good luck mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# haha
wait till they dig a hole and put a sign with an arrow pointing down on it saying way in, watch the buggers trying to burrow their way in.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Or a sign saying, 'Back to Australia.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
# a hole appeared randomly near bondi in the middle of summer
So it was probably the english trying to escape.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
Some will even make it out of Bondi down to The Cross but not many.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# mine's the same
he usually rings to ask when my birthday is
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)