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# I learnt my first piece of carnival slang today.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Which was what?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I accuse you of not reading your own post.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# oiu
j'accusse aussi!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# No I didn't read it, I will read it now
I just copied and pasted it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Well read it, it might be NSFW or VERY RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# WHY??
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# No - it's just a horribly banal attempt at humour on his part.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# It doesnt matter, he can;t see me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I'm debating whether it's worth seeing his drivel anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I have such low self esteem that whenever I see a long thread that I posted in I think to myself "Look at all those people who aren't ignoring me"
Then I have a wank and a cry.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Wanker.
Crybaby.

You *are* ignoring me, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# How do you do a broken heart in emoticons. Um. </3 :(((
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Oh fuck, you're not.
erm, wrong reply, accidental typing, tourettes, etc. Obviously convincing, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Have you been listening to Kunt and the gang's album "I have a little wank and I have a little cry?"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I have not.
But it sounds like I have been retroactively plagiarised.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Have a little wank
Have a little cry
Get down tonight.
Get down tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I think he's ignoring you dixy :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I don't actually ignore anyone (except you) because I'd just end up missing out on all the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Fine... no more elephant threads for you
And Bollocks I accidently clicked I like this :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Me too now
Maybe it will make the popular page
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Can I make it up to you by not making a bomb-degree based gag?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# No, you can't
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# That used to work :(
What happened to us, pip :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# You became a cunt! :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# *tries to work out who's ignoring whom*
*head asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Professor Plum with the candlestick in the library
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Ignor'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I'm going to cite you as a key reason for my premature-by-30-years midlife crisis.
First the mixtape and now this :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# LALALALALALALALALALALALALA.
I have about 10 playlists on this computer that I need to burn and send. I really should set a day aside and do that soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Quite often I go on your last.fm only to be presented with a list of bands I have never heard of
I pick one at random and listen and they're usually quite good.

Let's be friends.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# :D bff
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)