here's to the hole that never heals
the more you rub it, the better it feels
not all the soap and water in hell
can wash away that fishy smell
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:16,
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I remember a Polich bloke
walking up to me, grinning like a loon.
"I learn very good American song!"
"Riiiiight."
"That girl - she teach it to me."
"Riiiiight."
"Smells like fish, tastes like chicken, that's the hole you put your dick in!"
"Oh god..."
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:37,
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