In 1969, semi-famous Welsh neurosurgeon and donkey scat porn enthusiast Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! tried operating on a woman who was suffering from a brain tumor using only a spoon, a candle and some rope.
While not technically cured, the women liked the procedure so much that they married seventeen minutes later. The wedding was a big success: they had cake with bananas in it and there was music and dancing. Then the woman died because the Apollo mission landing pod thingy landed on her tumor in a very disrespectful way. Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! finished all the cake by himself, causing him to have a tummy ache.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:49,
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Ha.
Due to my arm hurting so much, I shall be restricting my typing for a couple of days so there will be no tales of The Dutch Inventor Mediocre I am afraid.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:52,
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I shall write you into the ground then!
MuhahahaHAHAHAHAKEKEKEKEKE!
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check my profile plox kthnx
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:53,
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