I'll do it for a couple of pints.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:55,
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of blood
also, why does this headline seem totally daft: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8148174.stm
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:56,
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daft blindingly obvious.
Ranks along such gems as "uPVC windows are in no way sources of nutrition" and "trees are in no way suitable to act as driving instructors" - which are genuine headlines, too. Genuine in the sense the I genuinely made them up just now.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:59,
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hahahahaahah
"enzyme voted most popular soft drink, gallup poll reveals"
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:00,
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That's going to be my facebook status in about 15 seconds...
:)
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:08,
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*giggles to self*
:)
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:09,
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It should be
"Helicopters are NOT magic wands*
*spokesman tells Hogwarts students...."
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:59,
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