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# I'll do it for a couple of pints.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# of blood
also, why does this headline seem totally daft: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8148174.stm
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
#
daft blindingly obvious.

Ranks along such gems as "uPVC windows are in no way sources of nutrition" and "trees are in no way suitable to act as driving instructors" - which are genuine headlines, too. Genuine in the sense the I genuinely made them up just now.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# hahahahaahah
"enzyme voted most popular soft drink, gallup poll reveals"
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# That's going to be my facebook status in about 15 seconds...
:)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# *giggles to self*
:)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# It should be
"Helicopters are NOT magic wands*

*spokesman tells Hogwarts students...."
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)