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# I'd oil her chain.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# but would you
grease up her bottom bracket?
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)
# careful
stripped threads could cause bleeding
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I'd definitely touch her mudflap.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# inserts pussy gag then slinks off
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I'd penetrate her vagina
(if ya know what I mean...)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I'd sit on her couch and tell her to make me a sandwhich
(if you know what I mean)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Oh-HOO I think I do!
I think I do.
anal right?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)
# no, I want a sandwhich.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)
# ham, lettuce and mayo
or possibly chicken tikka
maybe tuna or prawn mayo
egg salad, at a push
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)