Whatever your job is just follow these tips.1) Nod and agree to anything
2) If they get confused by you saying yes, just throw no in a couple of times and return to 1
3) If something goes wrong blame it on the black guy, or if your in an all white office, blame the female co-worker. If neither then just say the computer broke.
These are my tips to keeping a job that you have absolutly no idea about.
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2) If they get confused by you saying yes, just throw no in a couple of times and return to 1
3) If something goes wrong blame it on the black guy, or if your in an all white office, blame the female co-worker. If neither then just say the computer broke.
These are my tips to keeping a job that you have absolutly no idea about.
Phew!Thank fuck for that. Theres a black lesbian woman who works there. My problems are over.
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Sounds like you struck gold with that oneAlso if you see people running around franticly on fire then you're doing something wrong... especially if you are a plumber. Learn from my mistakes.
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I always blame the person who most recently left the company
PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:07,
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