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# She should have gotten into the car. If one was available, of course.

In case you're at work again...
A man in a safari tent regards a lion poking its head under the edge.
Lion: 'What do you mean I'll have to wait?'
Him: 'Yes, cars haven't been invented yet.'
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:26, archived)
# I'm loving the descriptions
They read like jokes without punchlines.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:29, archived)
# Thx. I'm practiced at it. I call them texttoons.
Been doing them as well as picture ones for years.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Despite consistent high quality year after year, I reckon this one gets on to Tahkcalb's Greatest Hits.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Internet memes are almost too easy to leverage.
But then I love running gags and bandwagons, so I do them anyway.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)
# If you ever, ever
use the word "leverage" as a verb again, I'll fucking torture you to death.
And the eyelids are just the fucking start.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
It sounds like I could interest you in some optimal and maximized intermodal synergies.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Phwoar, not 'alf. Going forward. In these challenging trading conditions.
If we can just optimise our intermodal synergies, having utilised our thinkspace, there's nothing we can't do going forward together.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:29, archived)
# "Thinkspace", five points there.
That is indeed a horrible one.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:46, archived)
# Ta.
I just invented that one on the spot.

I suppose I was thinking out of the box.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 4:14, archived)