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# I got accused of crapness this evening. Here's a response. It's a caption on a photograph.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)
# where's your sketch...?...
...heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)
# that's the last thing you expect when you are LION on the ground
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)
# You stole that joke you CHEETAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:18, archived)
# pwoah!
Edit: fine, don't say hello!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Hel....
OK, I won't then.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)
# bitch!



my finger slipped.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:34, archived)
# *notes in little red book of revenge*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)
# thats rich..coming from you who is nearly always mean to me.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:38, archived)
# and god damn it i will make you make up for it all.
with either drinks or sex...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:39, archived)
# What about sex drinks?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)
# i like to remove...
...Ze-bra.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)
# That seems to happen
to OCELOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:24, archived)
# take it to the lynx board, please
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Ha.
You're a real Jaguar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)
# I think you may have...
leopard to conclusions there !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)
# i'm laughing so hard i'm gonna puma pants
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:48, archived)
#
" You can't leave that lyin' there! "

"It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:19, archived)
# i've seen thoes 2 before!

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Aw, man. I wish I had access to all my Henry pix.
Wtf happened to imageshack?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:26, archived)
#


there was a 'show your worst shopped pic ever' the other night. I really should have posted this one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:23, archived)
# They're all wearing black lipstick.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:24, archived)
# GOTHS!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
# ahh ha haaaaaaaa!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)
# She should have gotten into the car. If one was available, of course.

In case you're at work again...
A man in a safari tent regards a lion poking its head under the edge.
Lion: "What do you mean I'll have to wait?"
Him: "Yes, cars haven't been invented yet."
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:26, archived)
# I'm loving the descriptions
They read like jokes without punchlines.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:29, archived)
# Thx. I'm practiced at it. I call them texttoons.
Been doing them as well as picture ones for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Despite consistent high quality year after year, I reckon this one gets on to Tahkcalb's Greatest Hits.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Internet memes are almost too easy to leverage.
But then I love running gags and bandwagons, so I do them anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)
# If you ever, ever
use the word "leverage" as a verb again, I'll fucking torture you to death.
And the eyelids are just the fucking start.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
It sounds like I could interest you in some optimal and maximized intermodal synergies.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Phwoar, not 'alf. Going forward. In these challenging trading conditions.
If we can just optimise our intermodal synergies, having utilised our thinkspace, there's nothing we can't do going forward together.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:29, archived)
# "Thinkspace", five points there.
That is indeed a horrible one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 3:46, archived)
# Ta.
I just invented that one on the spot.

I suppose I was thinking out of the box.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Mounting lions !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)