At this time of year?
you must be joking
Lady S stared her hols last Tuesday and has done precisely bugger all apart from cook my dinner (woman) every night.
Which was nice
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:14,
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Get her to do quantum physics if she has spare time!
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:20,
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