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# If we had battenberg police
I sincerely hope they're there to ensure nobody eats the vile stuff, and beats battenberg supporters for the sheer hell of it. Might knock some cakey sense into them
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
# dundee cake ftw
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Now just you shut the hell up
Battenburg are an important part of a sugary multicultural society.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
# you see, they're so vile that few people can ever bear to spell them correctly ;)
case cose, myth busted, Battenberg truly IS vile

/it's the marzipan, why ruin perfectly good sponge with frickin' marzipan?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
# You've SO lost me now.
Marziapam is the only reason Battenberg is worth the time.
So you are a) wrong, and b) from Norwich and therefore gay.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
# see, you can't even spell marzipaN correctly ;)
you can't bring yourself to type it, let alone willingly eat it!
the stuff goes to your head, it's evil, as well as vile ;)
and let's not forget - norwich is home to queen delia - queen of cakes, so chew down on that, suffolk boy!

:P
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Guess you missed my mild antipsychotic reference then :P
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I guess so - bah!
it is the arse cake of the devil though ;)
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)