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# Cake, a happy cake...
A 1100 mile round trip to Scotland at the weekend for a Christening. Whilst there the Sister in law had to collect the christening cake from the bakers. Whilst in the car waiting the wife says it better not be like the friends cake. She mentioned this to the Sister in law when she gets back in the car. Sister in law starts to laugh and the reasons below. The baker told her it was was supposed to be a rattle!

26th July 2009

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A Happy Cake
(indeed, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
# my calendar must be broken
i had no idea it was sunday already
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
# two more days, two more day and then sleep, lots of sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
# why two more days?
he still working you hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
# pfffft, not really done a lot this week
had monday off, tuesday spent hacking plaster of some walls, today spent finding out how much it is going to cost to lath and plaster the walls and how long it is going to take. So not to hard this week, just had a really shit nights sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
# i still keep waking up every 5 minutes
because i think someone is shouting me. they're not :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
# ooooh, I had that once, someone was shouting and screaming at me and they weren't
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
# it's been happening for 2 weeks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)
# the rat seems to have been stabbed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Cocky cayke! Call the police!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
# If we had battenberg police
I sincerely hope they're there to ensure nobody eats the vile stuff, and beats battenberg supporters for the sheer hell of it. Might knock some cakey sense into them
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
# dundee cake ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Now just you shut the hell up
Battenburg are an important part of a sugary multicultural society.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
# you see, they're so vile that few people can ever bear to spell them correctly ;)
case cose, myth busted, Battenberg truly IS vile

/it's the marzipan, why ruin perfectly good sponge with frickin' marzipan?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
# You've SO lost me now.
Marziapam is the only reason Battenberg is worth the time.
So you are a) wrong, and b) from Norwich and therefore gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
# see, you can't even spell marzipaN correctly ;)
you can't bring yourself to type it, let alone willingly eat it!
the stuff goes to your head, it's evil, as well as vile ;)
and let's not forget - norwich is home to queen delia - queen of cakes, so chew down on that, suffolk boy!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Guess you missed my mild antipsychotic reference then :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I guess so - bah!
it is the arse cake of the devil though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# This is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
# OMG!

great minds and all that, eh!? *edit* 09-04-23 apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Whoop! Whoop!
Om nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Whoop Whoop!
That's the sound of the sweets!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
# ha ha, this is great!
I hope all police cars look like that in April 2023
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)