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# Never skateboard while on mushrooms?
And in other news, I thought someone had just texted me a picture of their privvy parts!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Did it turn out to be a turnip?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Not quite.
It took a couple of seconds of squinting and turning the screen round, to realise that someone has taken a photo while holding their phone to their ear, (why then text it to me is another question entirely) Before I came to this conclusion it did brighten my day up, if only momentarily...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# if you can mistake an ear for a fanny
you've been with some very deformed women
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Too be fair it was all a bit dark and blurry.
In fact, now I come to think of it, not unlike....
Edit:Now if anyone DOES want to text me a pic of their privvy parts I will happily compare the two for SCIENCES sake! ;D TMoC Selflessly performing science for the betterment of humanity!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# you're not going to science my bits!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Not even if I make sure the science is
warm first?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# well.......
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
hahahaahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahaahaha

This is what happens when you give videophones to old people :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)