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# how you gonna kick it?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# With gusto and asparagus
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# with my foot.
in its knackers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Ouch.
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# i am female
toeing someone in the nads is my ultimate goal.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Ive actually always wanted to knee a bird in the fanny bone.... wanna come to some sort of arrangement?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I'd pay to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# suits me
that doesn't really hurt, but i've got a kick like a donkey on steroids and size 8 feet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# SIZE EIGHT?
then again, the right pair of kinky boots and ill do just about anything! lol
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# i have curiously large feet
considering the rest of my family are generally size 5(women) and size 9(men)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I'm size nine
Let's fuck people up.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# booyah!
rosa klebb shoes at the ready!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Miss massive feet :D
You've got like the biggest feet in this thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Just call me Ladyfreako of Footingdon
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Puss in boots?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Bigger feet will distribute the force over a larger area and reduce the pressure.
It'll still fucking hurt though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# my second toe is an inch longer than my big toe
my feet are like evil, smelly arrows
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# If you let the nail grow a bit,
you could probably do some severance with that
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# that's my intent.
oops, company be here. 'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# yes...
...you are!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# root down, of course
woo
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# YEAH!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Never skateboard while on mushrooms?
And in other news, I thought someone had just texted me a picture of their privvy parts!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Did it turn out to be a turnip?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Not quite.
It took a couple of seconds of squinting and turning the screen round, to realise that someone has taken a photo while holding their phone to their ear, (why then text it to me is another question entirely) Before I came to this conclusion it did brighten my day up, if only momentarily...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# if you can mistake an ear for a fanny
you've been with some very deformed women
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Too be fair it was all a bit dark and blurry.
In fact, now I come to think of it, not unlike....
Edit:Now if anyone DOES want to text me a pic of their privvy parts I will happily compare the two for SCIENCES sake! ;D TMoC Selflessly performing science for the betterment of humanity!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# you're not going to science my bits!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Not even if I make sure the science is
warm first?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# well.......
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
hahahaahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahaahaha

This is what happens when you give videophones to old people :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# That's chuffin' ace!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# thank you...
...thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Fucking A as ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# T.Y....
...T.Y.!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)