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# Some Potter nonsense for you...

Sorry about crapness...
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Nasal sex!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Bet there is
already a pornosite somwhere on the internets about that
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Fuck knows.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)
# fuck nose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# great for men with thin cocks
2 holes to choose from and when he cums, he'll blow your mind ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# And fertilize
new ideas :)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I think a new insult have just been born...
"You fucknose!"

I shall now start using it whenever I see fit :)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# it's not a new insult
i've been calling my brother fucknose for years
also, cuntbubble, wank biscuit and psycho gobshite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# He must really
feel special :)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# he's special in a bad way
he is an absolute psycho, with the worst temper. calling him psycho makes him froth at the mouth :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I read a book called Stone once which included mentions of nasal sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# It was just a bad pun for me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# It was quite a good book. Society was made up of practically immortal beings injected with nanobots.
They could be reprogrammed to rebuild your body in any way you wanted. Everyone just hung around all day having casual sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# And they chose
to put it up each others noses?

Strange folks these author types...
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# It was an available orifice.
The sex wasn't really what the book was about. The protagonist was the last murderer in the universe who recites her story to a stone in the psych-prison place she was being held.
At one point she hacks off someone's head and their tongue grows by two feet and acts as a makeshift foot to crawl back the body.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Actually, that doesn't sound half-bad
Might have to take a look at that book some day :)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# this amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Hello to Jason Isaacs
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Showing Ralph Fiennes
who's the better actor :)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)