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# hey guys what would happen if we all secretly died from bad relations
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# i mean in a fun way not a danger way
maybe dangerfun but that's the limit
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I went to the Danger Zone.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I HOPE YOU TOOK THE HIGHWAY
do you secretly hate people
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)
# NO I'M PRETTY OPEN ABOUT IT REALLY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:32, archived)
# ok well that's cool
so hey let's do a dirty here let's do this up I have some lectures in important business
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)
# done a shit on the bus and blamed it on a little kid
just commuting like
talking on my cell phone
doing a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I believe that the market is now ready for portable bedpans
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I SIMPLY DEFECATE UPON PEOPLE OF A LOWER SOCIOECONOMIC STATUS IT IS MY RIGHT AS A SUCCESSFUL BUISNESSMAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)
# THAT IS SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS PRACTICE TO PASS THE SHIT DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:49, archived)
# TRICKLE DOWN EFFECT. INVISIBLE HANDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I gotta be honest
I was in hospital maybe five years ago

I had some throat disease that nobody knew about, the called it "superglotitis"

I fucking loved lying down in bed and using those pissbottles, I should really try and market them as slob accessories.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:49, archived)
# well that sounds simply SUPER.
 
ALSO: SELLING YOUR PISS ON EBAY TO THE FAITHFUL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:51, archived)
# People are already selling Budweiser online
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)
# are you intimidated
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:57, archived)
# NO, I GOT YOUR PISS
I OWN YOUR PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)
# WHAT YOU THINK YOU CAN DO
WITHOUT MY STEADY SUPPLY

OF PISSS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I GOT PISS COLLATERAL IN TANKS, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# BITCH DON'T TRY AND SUPPRESS MY PISSFUTURE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# THIS FUCKING PISS IS GOING THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF!
 
You also owe me a new fucking roof.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ok i can't argue that one
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I'd be selling them to corporate offices everywhere.
Imagine the increase in the rate of productivity, if no one had to get up, leave their desk and go to the loo.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)
# i been in a shitcarriage on a train
I didn't get a photo beforen changen carriage
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# It's a fine line between pleasure and pain, my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)
# i done a shitin a urinal for this
also in a pokie tray

man don't make me shit not other places
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I can just see an old pensioner at a pub playing the pokies and wins.
Then realises that all those coins in the machine are "backed up" due to the chocolate log clogging the collection area
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# i am going to be the best old person ever
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:58, archived)
# i'
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:58, archived)
# i'll have pom poms sewn in all over my head and body
i'll barge my way to the front of every cue
and leer at all the sluts
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# OLD MAN POWER: WILL ENGAGE
BRING THE MOTHERFUCKING RAUKUS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
# mmmmmmm divinyls
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)