hahahah, looks like an infomercial for an 'Inflatable Queen' -*having a visit from heads of state? Then greet them with royalty!
*easy to use, with a pump discretely hidden in the left breast!
*This now comes with free inflatable corgis, worth £29.99, for a limited time only!
(*easy to use, with a pump discretely hidden in the left breast!
*This now comes with free inflatable corgis, worth £29.99, for a limited time only!
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:10,
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* pay an extra £229.99 and receive life-like skullfucking holes
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:19,
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one must call them "Cranial Fornication Orifices", when refering to Royalty. theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:20,
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