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# Jeezus mercy me, Ma'am, they feel so real...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
# *fears pocket hand!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
# It comes from nowhere and holds on tight....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:55, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Cor blimey!!!
Hahahaha. *Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:55, archived)
# well i would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
# haha
This is incredibly arousing. The Queen's baps certainly look full and firm.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)
# i would
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Killit with Censor!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# HONK HONK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# One of the perks of being an official royal cleeve adjuster

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# hahahah, looks like an infomercial for an "Inflatable Queen" -
*having a visit from heads of state? Then greet them with royalty!
*easy to use, with a pump discretely hidden in the left breast!
*This now comes with free inflatable corgis, worth £29.99, for a limited time only!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# * pay an extra £229.99 and receive life-like skullfucking holes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:19, archived)
# one must call them "Cranial Fornication Orifices", when refering to Royalty.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)
# *rubs thighs*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I Say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# the new public address sysem marketed by apple.
nings grunty!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Morning!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Hello! Have you finished moving?

or are you somehow posting this under way?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Noooo.
Moving takes place this Friday / Saturday, at least that's the plan.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Well, I'll be waiting at the border with a cheese cocktail to welcome you back to the old country

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Why are you convinced I'm returning to Holland? :D
I'm actually moving further away, unless by 'Old Country' you mean Brum, of course?

The cheese cocktail sounds good, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Just kidding maaan
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 12:23, archived)
# :)
Ahh, /bit slow today blog.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# why not FP?
rob?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)