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# Pinnochio walks in to a brothel
the madam says can I help you sonny
Pinnochio says I want to fuck a dirty whore
the madam says all the girls are busy and aren't you too young and innocent for that anyway?
Pinnochio says nah, I'm 21, have been with loads of birds and am always in brothels
the madam says, keep lying your tits off love and you can fuck me for free

only wooden actor joke I know
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Lol
She should have counted the rings instead of jumping to absurd conclusions.

Very good sir.

(To be fair keanu reeves is a bit of a joke anyway).
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)