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( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:29, archived)

*insert wooden actor joke here*
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Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:34,
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the madam says can I help you sonny
Pinnochio says I want to fuck a dirty whore
the madam says all the girls are busy and aren't you too young and innocent for that anyway?
Pinnochio says nah, I'm 21, have been with loads of birds and am always in brothels
the madam says, keep lying your tits off love and you can fuck me for free
only wooden actor joke I know
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Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:37,
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Pinnochio says I want to fuck a dirty whore
the madam says all the girls are busy and aren't you too young and innocent for that anyway?
Pinnochio says nah, I'm 21, have been with loads of birds and am always in brothels
the madam says, keep lying your tits off love and you can fuck me for free
only wooden actor joke I know

She should have counted the rings instead of jumping to absurd conclusions.
Very good sir.
(To be fair keanu reeves is a bit of a joke anyway).
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Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:41,
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Very good sir.
(To be fair keanu reeves is a bit of a joke anyway).

... to say that 5 times into a mirror.
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Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:55,
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*waits*
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Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:45,
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*waits*
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Cos otherwise he'd have splashed out on a closet that wasn't from Argos...
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Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:13,
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