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# Yay!
I will park this here:


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Galapagos Giant Tortoises out of quarantine and into their paddock, with me also in it this afternoon

Fuck me they hiss for Ecuador if you get to near
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I don't bloody believe you just said that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# 4291
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# haha
great shout. I'm using that the next time someone rings me.
They won't have a fucking clue.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
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(gtfomh, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# freebase meldrew lol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# pfft
flowers all year round:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Wise creatures . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# meh!
they don't even know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# there close to extinction that can't be that fucking wise
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5QueuvKQ4
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# That is the facial expression of Godzilla trampling downtown Tokyo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# is that jack palance?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Why, indeed it is!
This little lass is only in her twenties, the male is about seventy off the top off my head, and still a rampaging blur of sexual lust
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# i saw tortoises shagging last weekend
they make a fantastic noise
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# They are rampant
Apparently when these guys even turned up here at Regent's Park, at one point the fucking van was quite literally heaving with sexual lust, or so I am told
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Turtoises are the shit


I have one in my yard. I haven't seen her for months.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# THEY'RE MIGHTY BIG those things
good job for you they're slow:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)