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# makes a change from wanking, freebase and cocks


So I uploaded this shit
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# shitty ears
(JoePesky, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# it's not the worse that could happen...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Dr. Pepper's just not worth the risk...
(gtfomh, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# i read it and thought Dr. Pepper... fuck you advertising :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)
# It first I thought it was someone trying to set fire to a tampon!
But with a tampon, the blood doesn't normally come out so easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# it does if you squeeze it tight enough
but the clots tend to squish between your fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Sure
but the insides don't just kind of shluck out as illustrated by Mr Looseskin up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# no, i suppose not
*sigh*
but we can hope...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# ____ for brains !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# why would we want a change from that?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# as my dad has said a ridiculous number of times today...
a change is as good as a rest.

I disagree with this cliché
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)
# your dad is wrong
i changed my washing powder and got a rash. having a rest has never given me a rash.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# i am with you my friend
we're digging the dirt under the bottom of the barrel.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)
# *runs in and lays into the guy*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)
# This needs more wanking, freebase and cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# that's going to take more than a cotton bud to clean up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Jump down turn around use a bale of cotton . . .
♪ ♫ ♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAWWW!!!
*ahem* sorry about that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# THAT'S OK . . . LET IT ALL OUT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
i love that song!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# ear today, gone tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)
# You just gave me an idea:
tubedubber.com/#9-nXT8lSnPQ:a4hFwJm41h4:0:100:0:0:true
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# any excuse to listen to that song
and see a small man piss off the army is good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# haha
I like to think the song is asking the Chinese authorities
'Where their head is at'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# up their own arses
if their past record of ignoring the west and being utterly insular as a nation is anything to go by
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)