Really, #1 should be invent matches.
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Alfinch With wisdom comes owls,
Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:03,
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XD
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Captain Howdy,
Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:05,
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Or invent the idea of invention.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:14,
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You'll need to talk to necessity about that one..
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Captain Howdy,
Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:18,
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Pffft
"Invention is the mother of necessity, it's true;
Think of a thing, invent it, then find it something to do."
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Alfinch With wisdom comes owls,
Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:20,
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