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# Boss drum
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I'm still struggling at #1
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# It always burns through the ropes whenever I try ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Asbestos string will remedy that little problem..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Here are the tools you will need:
1: www.gexcon.com/fire/images/fire.jpg
2: www.heightec.com/shop/images/H22-ZeroG-riggers-harness-300.jpg

Now get to work you crazy Dutch inventor you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# BOING!

I invent.......SMURF
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Really, #1 should be invent matches.
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Or invent the idea of invention.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# You'll need to talk to necessity about that one..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Pffft
"Invention is the mother of necessity, it's true;
Think of a thing, invent it, then find it something to do."
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Box of Swan Vesta will sort that right out in a jiffy..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# get out of the water and try again
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# #4: sexy toads


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# #5 ???
#6 Profit

#7 /coat
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# #8: evolution complete

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# BONGOS!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# *learns bongos*
I AM EVOLVED!

*resists urge to spam related evolutionary picture*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Why fight it?
Let it happen, Crawford!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# *goes for it*


Buy my t-shirt bitches ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Oh, it's a t-shirt is it?

I was going to say you should make this into a shirt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Arf!
You're my wife now Dave ;) I shall not rest until every t-shirt you own was made by me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# You have about 80 to go then
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Awesome! I'm gonna be rich!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# See?
Don't you feel better already? I know I do..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Yes, yes I do.
NOW BUY IT ON A T-SHIRT! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Do you accept galactic credits on this planet?
I got plenty of them stashed about the place..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# 'tis a big ol' bindun fella
and currently available as a T Shirt elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I bet you're already looking it up

/edit: well waddaya know eh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I wasn't till he said to, so fuck you dutchy :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# you bastard

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# it really works like this....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Do you know my neighbour?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# YES!
I hate the fucking bongos!
Learn a real instrument, you fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Haha,
I love this a little too much... I snorted and got a funny look.
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# ha ha ha
you crazy foo ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Now there's a face we can all aspire to..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# It all makes sense now!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Hah!
the monolith in orbit around Jupiter just intructs you to inject LSD into your face.

Far less hassle if you ask me...
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Genius..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# It's funny
cos it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)