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# it's about the only remaining iceland ready made thing that doesn't make me ill (most of the time)
iceland is fucking crap.

Why's mum gone to iceland?

I'll tell you, because she fucking failed at life and can only buy shit food for her kids, who she hates, because they contributed to her life failure.

yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# hahahaha!
why do you think they have kerry cuntona advertising their shit? no self-respecting person would have their name anywhere near it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# hehe
I once saw a nutter steal a chicken from iceland, he was shouting loudly and swearing, picked a chicken out of the freezer

walked out of the iceland

and then threw the chicken straight in a bin

"mental" I thought.

and then I resumed masturbating as I stared through the window at the horrified shoppers.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# pff!
i only ever went into iceland for one thing, sara lee pecan danish. fuck, they're gorgeous!
then they stopped selling them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# they are most naughty!
tell them off!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# i would
but it would involve going in there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# I love seeing how shit their awesome cheap great shit is,
"LOOK 10 MINI SPRING ROLLS FOR £1, OUTSTANDING VALUE"

YES THEY'RE 1 POUND BECAUSE THEY'RE MADE FROM FORMICA AND MACHINERY PARTS. THEY HAVE NO ACTUAL USE IN ANY SITUATION EITHER, YOU ONLY BUY THEM BECUASE THEY COST A POUND. IF YOU ACTUALLY TRY TO THINK ABOUT HOW THEY CONTRIBUTE TO ANY FOOD RELATED OCCASION THEN YOU'D REALISE YOU'VE JUST OVER SPENT ONE POUND. NOW GO BY THIRTHY OF THESE GREAT VALUE PIECES OF NEGATIVE SUPPLEMENT! TWATS
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# heheheh
their "party platters" are utter wank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)