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# PIZZA TIEM!


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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)
# *pizzas*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# yeah! *pizzas*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
# That topping looks odd
That song is a bit shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# of course it's odd
it's from iceland

it's probably made from reconstituted piss

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
# cheese and bacon?
asda's cheese steak pizza is the best
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)
# evil iceland £1 simu-pizza
awful :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
# those little iceland pizzas
you get 8 in a bag for about a quid, they go well on a sandwich when you're pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)
# alas their fullsize £1 pizzas
are fucking awful

awful :(

processed shit to feed to the proletariat

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# true
my pikey ex-neighbour used to live on those cheap pizzas, toad-in-the-hole and dr. pepper.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# it's about the only remaining iceland ready made thing that doesn't make me ill (most of the time)
iceland is fucking crap.

Why's mum gone to iceland?

I'll tell you, because she fucking failed at life and can only buy shit food for her kids, who she hates, because they contributed to her life failure.

yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# hahahaha!
why do you think they have kerry cuntona advertising their shit? no self-respecting person would have their name anywhere near it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# hehe
I once saw a nutter steal a chicken from iceland, he was shouting loudly and swearing, picked a chicken out of the freezer

walked out of the iceland

and then threw the chicken straight in a bin

"mental" I thought.

and then I resumed masturbating as I stared through the window at the horrified shoppers.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# pff!
i only ever went into iceland for one thing, sara lee pecan danish. fuck, they're gorgeous!
then they stopped selling them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# they are most naughty!
tell them off!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# i would
but it would involve going in there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# I love seeing how shit their awesome cheap great shit is,
"LOOK 10 MINI SPRING ROLLS FOR £1, OUTSTANDING VALUE"

YES THEY'RE 1 POUND BECAUSE THEY'RE MADE FROM FORMICA AND MACHINERY PARTS. THEY HAVE NO ACTUAL USE IN ANY SITUATION EITHER, YOU ONLY BUY THEM BECUASE THEY COST A POUND. IF YOU ACTUALLY TRY TO THINK ABOUT HOW THEY CONTRIBUTE TO ANY FOOD RELATED OCCASION THEN YOU'D REALISE YOU'VE JUST OVER SPENT ONE POUND. NOW GO BY THIRTHY OF THESE GREAT VALUE PIECES OF NEGATIVE SUPPLEMENT! TWATS
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# heheheh
their "party platters" are utter wank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Pizza sandwich?
So, bread sandwich basically?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# yep.
not as good as fried egg sandwich, but not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Super noodle sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# fuck, yeah!
and fish finger sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# ^This^
Cook 4 breaded Cod fish fingers (not to be confused with "fish" fingers the cheeky bastards)
Place between 2 slices of hovis granary wholemeal and apply copious amount of Encona hot pepper sauce
NOM NOM NOM NOM
(gtfomh, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# don't forget to squash it down firmly!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
# damn!
knew I'd missed an important step!
(gtfomh, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# a very important step!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:54, archived)
# fried egg, bacon, sausage
all in a nice bap

with a nice dollop of sauce on

way better than any pretend pizza-o-pizza from icelandland
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# that's a hangover cure on a bun, right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)
# nom nom nom! indeed
and I shall be having this for breakfast

though not in a bun, as I have no buns going on right now.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# best breakfast ever
is from the just doors cafe near mine.

4 sausages
3 bacons
2 eggs
beans
mushrooms
tomatoes
ulster fry
black pudding
fried bread
toast
tea or coffee
all for £4.20
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I rate sainsubury's frozen sweet chilli chicken pizzas, 2 for £3
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)
# yes, the £2 sainsburys ones are actually better than some of the ones that cost £4
occasionally sainsbury makes this mistake, in making cheep stuff actually nice.

they also have some basics branston style stuff that's really really nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# All hail sainsbury's!
Even if their stuff is slightly overpriced, at least I don't resent eating it afterwards. Unlike ASDA, ALDI, and often TESCO. Also, LIDL have stepped their game up and actually have some awesome products.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# LIDL fruit and veg is rather good
and stays fresh much longer than the stuff from other supermarkets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# man that track needs some 80's shouty rapping over the top
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)
# oh crap!
I forgot the cowbell!

shouty and cowbell :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
# PORN
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# JUST THE WAY IT'S GOTTA BE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# yellow cubes do not go on pizzas :p
Only spicy meat circles and chilies!
(gtfomh, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)
# this pizza time travelled from the seventies, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Chillies must go on everything!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# ^this
with chillies on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)
# haha
(gtfomh, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Let's fighting love first.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# everybody's kung fu love pizza'ing!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Oh yeah
It's Barry White's Pizza Parlour
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# it's the pizza you gotta love
oh..

yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# WOAH.. HE STOLE THAT GUY'S PIZZA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# it's ok, the theif has a gun
so if that guy complains, he can shoot him!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# BUY SIX AND WE'LL GIVE YOU AIDS
45 Minutes Or Else : Pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# with an offer like that, I'll buy twelvety!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# i am a pizza
haha terrifying music
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# fear should you have, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# UP WITH PIZZA !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# witchcraft!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# You can get that fucking fetta off that pizza
Right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttaaaa!
*waggles fingers angrilly*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# it makes me wanna pizza
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# and rightly, it should.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# I pizzad already but i still have some energy left
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)
# you have pizza engerny
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)