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Sorry to highjack your post.but as I don't do pictures and would like a laptop...
On the first day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
A house in my constituency
On the second day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the third day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the fourth day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the fifth day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the sixth day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the seventh day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the eighth day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the ninth day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Nine grand stamp duty
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the tenth day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Ten sets of bed linen
Nine grand stamp duty
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the eleventh day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Eleven pounds of washing up liquid
Ten sets of bed linen
Nine grand stamp duty
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the twelfth day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
12 wine glasses
Eleven pounds of washing up liquid
Ten sets of bed linen
Nine grand stamp duty
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the first day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
A house in my constituency
On the second day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the third day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the fourth day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the fifth day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the sixth day of Parliament
my expenses paid to me:
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the seventh day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the eighth day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the ninth day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Nine grand stamp duty
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the tenth day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Ten sets of bed linen
Nine grand stamp duty
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the eleventh day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
Eleven pounds of washing up liquid
Ten sets of bed linen
Nine grand stamp duty
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
On the twelfth day of Parliament
my true love sent to me:
12 wine glasses
Eleven pounds of washing up liquid
Ten sets of bed linen
Nine grand stamp duty
Eight nice new chairs
Seven hundred pound telly
Six homes a flipping
Five varnish coats
Four breakfast knifes
Three rattan bins
Two adult films
and a house in my constituency
From the MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:34,
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Sorry :(At least I didn't start a new thread.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:36,
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It's ok it's not your fault I'm a bit simple.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:39,
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it's actually quite good!
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:40,
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Thank youThey are all real claims too.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:45,
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Image Challengethe clue is in the name. In case you missed it though, there's another one in the description "They want YOU to make a critical image" :p
(,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:39,
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Yeah but furry muff!He put the effort in and it's not as if it went into a new thread!
Woo I tell ye!
Verily woo and hoopla.
(Woo I tell ye!
Verily woo and hoopla.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:43,
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haha, yeah, I've no problem with the amusing postjust didn't want him to get his hopes up :D
(,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:45,
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I have no real hopes.But if one of you picture people want to make an arty version, go ahead.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:46,
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A 1000 words are worth a pictureSo I think your post is acceptable
(but I may be the only person to think so)
((but I may be the only person to think so)
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:46,
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Thanks :)I doubt I'll get a front page though.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:49,
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Don't tempt meI'm sure I can come up with another 559.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:54,
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It's probably been scaled or cropped in potatoshop:)
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:55,
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