b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP » Message 9637997 (Thread)

[challenge entry] Roasted Peas for teh compo

From the MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Yeah that's a good idea and I'm sure it will work out well.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# open the teeth, you idiot!
he's going to grate his foreskin off at that rate!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I don't think Darling has ever had an erection
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Even while implementing a massive stimulus package?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# he is as flaccid as a dead snake
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# if he did, he'd definitely lose the erection
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# gahhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Indeed
His eyebrows would simply interfere with such mortal human chemical reactions
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# they really are the only thing he has going for himself
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Quite literally
no, seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I was being serious :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Not as serious as I was
Right, Hyde Park at Sunrise matey

Pistols or good fashioned baseball bats, i'll just be there with my second and leave the choice to you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Pistols, always the pistols
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Cool
Sushi should be there, I might just stay in bed or stare out my window talking about ducks going to Moscow on my mobile while he defends my honor
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I would be invisible too as he has me on ignore ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh well, i'll leave him on his own then contemplating the mysteries of ducks at dawn
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# PUT A DONK ON IT
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)