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# What an exceedingly sinister melon!
What on earth is Gordon about to do with it?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# fuck it
then spit the pips out of his foreskin at high speed, in order to knock the end off obama's fag.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# That would be cool, but I fear way beyond the capabilities of Gordon
and can you imagine how all the anti-NHS right wing red necks in the US would seize upon it as evidence of communism infiltrating their society and culture; only an acolyte of Leon Trotsky could pull off such a move
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# oh, i don't know
i think michelle obama could pull of a few melon japes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# We're almost at a script for quite a watchable film now
we just need some dialogue
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# with action like that, you don't need dialogue!
just splice in a few speeches from ben hur or ghandi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Im a guy so this question I'm about to ask worries me.
What exactly is the foreskin?
Is it the pink bit or the sloose skin bit that goes over the pink bit?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# mmmmm, sloose skin...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# good, this is what I always thought.
How the fuck do they cut that off?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# a ceremony called a bris
is performed by a moyl, using a cutting instrument which, i believe, is also called a moyl. if memory serves me correctly, it resembles an eyelash curler.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# its the part they cut off right after you're born
..thanks to a cruel ancient shit tradition
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# did you miss basic anatomy in school?
OR DO YOU EVEN HAVE A PENIS?

bell end = glans
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)