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[challenge entry] :D


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(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# fuck a melon!
this is how i see them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# i knew you would relate to this :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# of course!
it makes me think of fucking!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# that might sound like a good idea
but melon fucking is just wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# it is for me
it would result in severe mimsy stretching
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# crikey!
*continues eating toats*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# i had toats for breakfast
i shall soon be making soups.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# aske and ye shall receiveth ( ode to a pea )
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhhahh
 
this may be the only Paul Gadd post that's ever made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# just spotted this
nice melonage!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# you know...
you may be verging on lèse majesté there...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Ha.
He's not the only one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# What an exceedingly sinister melon!
What on earth is Gordon about to do with it?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# fuck it
then spit the pips out of his foreskin at high speed, in order to knock the end off obama's fag.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# That would be cool, but I fear way beyond the capabilities of Gordon
and can you imagine how all the anti-NHS right wing red necks in the US would seize upon it as evidence of communism infiltrating their society and culture; only an acolyte of Leon Trotsky could pull off such a move
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# oh, i don't know
i think michelle obama could pull of a few melon japes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# We're almost at a script for quite a watchable film now
we just need some dialogue
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# with action like that, you don't need dialogue!
just splice in a few speeches from ben hur or ghandi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Im a guy so this question I'm about to ask worries me.
What exactly is the foreskin?
Is it the pink bit or the sloose skin bit that goes over the pink bit?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# mmmmm, sloose skin...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# good, this is what I always thought.
How the fuck do they cut that off?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# a ceremony called a bris
is performed by a moyl, using a cutting instrument which, i believe, is also called a moyl. if memory serves me correctly, it resembles an eyelash curler.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# its the part they cut off right after you're born
..thanks to a cruel ancient shit tradition
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# did you miss basic anatomy in school?
OR DO YOU EVEN HAVE A PENIS?

bell end = glans
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Every time I see cigarettes I hear Burgess Meredith doing his Penguin laugh..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# waaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAA waaaaAAA waaaaaaAAAAA waaaaaAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# That's the one!
"Cigarette?"

"Yes, it is"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Ah Classic Batman ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# this is my favorite so far
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# HUUUUULK!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# hulk is good too
but you just can't beat the bat
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I'm a sucker for Marvel.
DC have the legends, but Marvel still has the best stories*.


* Vertigo excluded.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# aye
.. i'll agree to that, although i was always more into action figures than comics.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I'm down with that..
comicfigs.net/MarvelLegends/ML10/SentinelBAF02.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# I WANT IT
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I GOT IT!
You had to but a full set of Marvel Legends to get one, but they still pop up on eBay relatively frequently..

.. probably around the £35 mark.

Failing that, try & steal mine.
I'd steal yours, if you had one, so it only seems fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# *shakes fist from across the sea*
.. i'll keep my eye out on ebay :)
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Canuck or Americanos?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# u.s. of a
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Ha!
I have an address, now - let me know when you get our new Sentinel..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# will do :)
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)
# ahah
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Clickage!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)
# 'Hahahaha, Gordon you witless fuck. Lets get out of here and go to Vegas'
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# it's a magic melon...

(it.s dead though.........................dead!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# .. sadly, yes :(
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)