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# god elected her
its true, someone said so a few hundred years ago
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Geoff the Fibber was not to be trusted..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# exactly
and her moat is always clean, i'm told
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# well, phillip hasn't been up it in a while
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# * gak! *
Bleach my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# hahahaha
but i bet he still could if he wanted to, pass the viagra smithers
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# and they had more swords than everyone else
so clearly it must be true, or it wouldn't be true and if it wasn't true that would mean that god is a liar and god isn't a liar so it's true and you die now for calling god a liar due to it being gods will that you die for calling him a liar.

thus proving it's all true.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# listen mate
supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# hahahaha, waits for a watery bint to hold aloft some cutlery
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# If I claimed to be an emperor...
just cos some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)